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My blog is about SQL, and SQL is about relational databases.

So, what's SQL and what's a relational database and what's an entity-relationship model?

These terms are often misused and this leads to confusion.

In this article, I'd like to explain what a relational database is.

For starters, a little quote from Jack London's The League of the Old Men:

An Indian healer

Howkan began to read. Imber listened for a space, when a wonderment rose up in his face and he broke in abruptly.

That be my talk, Howkan. Yet from thy lips it comes when thy ears have not heard.

Howkan smirked with self-appreciation. His hair was parted in the middle. Nay, from the paper it comes, O Imber. Never have my ears heard. From the paper it comes, through my eyes, into my head, and out of my mouth to thee. Thus it comes.

Thus it comes? It be there in the paper? Imber's voice sank in whisperful awe as he crackled the sheets 'twixt thumb and finger and stared at the charactery scrawled thereon. It be a great medicine, Howkan, and thou art a worker of wonders.

It be nothing, it be nothing, the young man responded carelessly and pridefully. He read at hazard from the document: In that year, before the break of the ice, came an old man, and a boy who was lame of one foot. These also did I kill, and the old man made much noise—

It be true, Imber interrupted breathlessly. He made much noise and would not die for a long time. But how dost thou know, Howkan? The chief man of the white men told thee, mayhap? No one beheld me, and him alone have I told.

Howkan shook his head with impatience. Have I not told thee it be there in the paper, O fool?

Imber stared hard at the ink-scrawled surface. As the hunter looks upon the snow and says, Here but yesterday there passed a rabbit; and here by the willow scrub it stood and listened, and heard, and was afraid; and here it turned upon its trail; and here it went with great swiftness, leaping wide; and here, with greater swiftness and wider leapings, came a lynx; and here, where the claws cut deep into the snow, the lynx made a very great leap; and here it struck, with the rabbit under and rolling belly up; and here leads off the trail of the lynx alone, and there is no more rabbit,—as the hunter looks upon the markings of the snow and says thus and so and here, dost thou, too, look upon the paper and say thus and so and here be the things old Imber hath done?

Old Imber made a great analogy. Information is but markings on the snow. When you look at the snow, there are no rabbit or lynx there. But when an experienced hunter sees their traces he can go and find them.

However, the old Indian could only read the information while his nephew could also create it by writing the words on paper and reading them back. He had full control over the information he created.

And for information to be useful, it should be structured.

When a car dealer describes a car he really wants to sell he can spend half an hour talking of magnificent design, good extras and a decent price, but just forget to mention that, say, the warranty terms are not those you'd expect.

But when you fill a credit card application form, you answer a set of predefined questions. What is your name? Where do you live? How much do you earn? Do you have incurable cancer?

The bank needs all this information to make sure you will pay your debt (or at least they can get a decent price for your debt when it's sold to a collection agency).

And they want you to hide no important information about yourself and to represent all information in such a way that it can be easily interpreted and make sure nothing they are interested in would be forgotten to answer or left behind.

They want the data to be structured. And by making you to fill a form they enforce the structure of the information you provide.

They force you to use their data model.

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